Get in the half-sit-up position with your feet anchored. Maintaining this half sit-up position while doing any movement with the arms will challenge the abs, and this one hits the delts as well.
Try to keep your spine and neck as neutral as possible. Go light and do the exercise for one continuous minute, or go a bit heavier and aim for 10-15 reps.
"You're a worm – a gutless worm, with puny legs to boot." And that's just Rob Fortney talkin' to his kids about their leg development! Imagine what he's going to say to you, you weak little douchebag.
So you want to write for Testosterone, huh? Hmmm, you live in Columbus, right? That's where Louis Simmon's Westside Barbell is located. How 'bout if we call up Dave Tate and set up a training session for you where you actually train with the Westside boys and write about it? Could you handle it?